This book centered around an awful person, but it was so enjoyable to read. It was so funny, but not because her voice was funny--but because she doesn't realize how hypocritical and ignorant she is. There's something so ridiculous about her attempt to drill Treasure Island down to the four "core values" - boldness, resolution, independence, and horn-blowing - and that's just the beginning. But it's a little scary that there are people out there this self-obsessed. Our main character obviously needs major help. This person fascinates me, though I hope never to meet her in real life.

What on god’s dying earth did I just read? A breathtakingly cringe laugh out loud in every chapter glorious mashup of modern failure to launch with the delusional protagonist from confederacy of dunces or hamsun’s hunger.